Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Joan was quizzical,
studied pataphysical science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a testtube,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maxwell Edison,
majoring in medicine,
calls her on the phone:
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
But as she's getting ready to go,
a knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again,
teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene.
She tells Max to stay
when the class has gone away.
So he waits behind
writing fifty times "I must not be so."
But when she turns her back on the boy,
he creeps up from behind.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
P. C. Thirtyone said,
"We've caught a dirty one,"
Maxwell stands alone.
Painting testimonial pictures,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rose and Valerie
screaming from the gallery
say he must go free.
The judge does not agree
and he tells them so.
But as the words are leaving his lips,
a noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.
Silver hammer.
Facts
Comments
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Lennonliveson4080 on 22nd Feb 10:
“Such a happy little song about murder! The Beatles were truely amazing!”
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017149 on 15th Feb 10:
“such a AWESOME SONG EVER!!!!”
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Pixie3245 on 24th Jan 10:
“i love when paul gigles in the middle of the song:))”
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Rkivd on 18th Jan 10:
“Murder has never been this cute. Awwww.”
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beatlelove<3 on 23rd Dec 09:
“Like almost every other Beatles song, this one is AMAZING!!!!!! <3”
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helterskelter3012 on 20th Dec 09:
“Good song
its like an irony thing to me” -
MaxwellEdison302 on 5th Dec 09:
“John Didn't Love It But I Sure Do”
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SGT_KITTY84 on 15th Nov 09:
“I love this song..
I love the animation video to this too it's great.. A bit violent but cool..
I love the part of the song when Maxwell's at school you can hear Paul giggle!!” -
RingoRules on 8th Nov 09:
“Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Dodododo.
Clang!Clang!
Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead.
Woot!Woot!
SILVER HAMMER MAN
Clink!Clink!” -
kjamlin on 1st Nov 09:
“the happiest murder song of this century”
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