Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Joan was quizzical,
studied pataphysical science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a testtube,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maxwell Edison,
majoring in medicine,
calls her on the phone:
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
But as she's getting ready to go,
a knock comes on the door.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again,
Maxwell plays the fool again,
teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene.
She tells Max to stay
when the class has gone away.
So he waits behind
writing fifty times "I must not be so."
But when she turns her back on the boy,
he creeps up from behind.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
P. C. Thirtyone said,
"We've caught a dirty one,"
Maxwell stands alone.
Painting testimonial pictures,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
Rose and Valerie
screaming from the gallery
say he must go free.
The judge does not agree
and he tells them so.
But as the words are leaving his lips,
a noise comes from behind.
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang!
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.
Silver hammer.
Facts
Comments
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IracheCorn on 19th Aug 10:
“I love when they're singing the chords of this song at the Let It Be film <3 THEY'RE THE BEST BAND EVER!!!”
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IracheCorn on 4th Aug 10:
“This song is hilarious and the beat is so funny!! is great!!! :)”
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SavoyTruffle67 on 18th Jul 10:
“i like when paul laughs ecause apparently john mooned him from the control room!”
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lovelyrita98 on 3rd Jul 10:
“Me and my best friends made a video for this on my phone it was hilarous! We're all girls, so i decided to be Maxwell. My friend anna was joan, and that's about as far as we got.”
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LetThereBe_BeatlesForever on 18th Jun 10:
“Happy Birthday, Paul!!”
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ilovepaul11 on 16th Jun 10:
“One of my very favorite songs! :)”
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loganator on 6th Jun 10:
“Very good and fun to play on an insturment i played it on the key board guitar drums bass its reall great”
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Revolver123FOUR on 3rd Jun 10:
“I thought I was the only person in the world that liked this song! Everyone on Amazon hates it.”
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Mary-Mccartney on 2nd Jun 10:
“☮ It's a funny song!!! Is a sad story but like helterskelter3012 said before has an irony somewhere in that song!!! BUT I'LL SAID AGAIN VERY FUNNY!!! :D☮”
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clausb4 on 17th May 10:
“this is my super favorite song!! =)”
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